Regular readers will know of my bone-deep antipathy toward Sagittarians. It results from the atrocious behaviour of a Sagittarian ex-lover of mine. Well, in my Himalayan retreat I learned many secrets, one of which was how to dissolve my attachment to the causes of anger. My rage at the former lover duly evaporated. Hidden beneath it, however, was a bitter and comprehensive distaste for all Sagittarians, now without any cause or reason. Today is going to be incredibly grim. All manner of terrible things are heading your way - hurricanes, drug overdose, financial wipeout, stuff like that. You might even lose a limb or something. Still, there's one bright point. I'm not a Sagittarius.