Amun, the ram-headed god of ancient Egypt, is the spiritual ancestor of your sign. He was the top of the pantheon, the one that all the other gods bowed down to. Consider also that Aries is the first sign of the Zodiac - it is the bringer of spring and the triumphant entry of the new year. If you take all this together, it means that you’re a pretty insufferable person. You are independent and wilful which impels you into situations without allowing time for considered analysis beforehand. Unfortunately, you are also rather dull-witted and so you find these situations particularly hard to figure out. To top things off, you are much too arrogant and status-conscious to ask anyone for help, so your life has a way of going from bad to worse on a daily basis. It’s also likely that you tell a lot of extravagant lies, hoping to impress people. By the way, when I mentioned that you were dull-witted, I was only thinking in a ‘getting simple tasks done without them turning into a Laurel and Hardy movie’ kind of way. You have plenty of sly, deceitful cunning with which to make your way in the world. It’s true that your life is going to be a living hell of stress and tension-related disorders, but look on the bright side. You’re the sort of person who enjoys making life hell for everyone around you too. A final note: I remember an ancient Egyptian creation myth in which the first god - and I think it was Amun - masturbated, came, and his semen became the Milky Way and our world within it. Potent stuff. You may want to reflect, next time anyone calls you a wanker, that for you ‘wanker’ is a spiritual term.