In ancient Egypt, Aquarius was thought of as a nourishing life-force, renewing and feeding the earth with precious water. Being a desert nation, it’s only to be expected I suppose. I mean, you don’t see people on their knees worshipping modern plumbing, do you? Unless it’s a Capricorn, the morning after a night out. Water, of course, is vital for new life and your sign is associated with the birth of ideals and care for the planet we all inhabit. In practice, this means that you live in a personal fantasy world, halfway up a tree with a felling order nailed to it. What tiresome bunny-huggers like you don’t seem to realise is this: ideals are all very well, but you can’t transport millions of tons of consumer goods along them. Nor do they screech and smell like burning rubber when you race them. And another thing - being a water sign, you might think about taking a bath once in a while. Yuck.