Party Reptile An acknowledged master of etiquette reveals the secrets of proper behaviour to the confused and inadequate (i.e. you lot).

Fixing Christmas Hell on Earth and how to love it.

Epistemology High-minded philosophical thoughts dragged gratuitously through the mud.

Twenty Reasons why children are actually cat substitutes (and damned poor ones at that)

Correct Modern Usage Baffled by the arbitrary nature of life? Anxious about the inconsistencies of the world? Read this and get a grip, fool.

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